do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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