did you get engaged???
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Do vagina's smell?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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