I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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