That's intense
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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