my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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