David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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