what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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