Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
