Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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