Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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