I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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