return my video game
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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