rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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