Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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