Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
