I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Randomize
