You work out of a Hotel?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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