So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
My vagina just clenched in fear
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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