I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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