Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
my poor anus
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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