it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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