I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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