she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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