I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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