Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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