honey bunches of taint.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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