Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
no you cant smoke seaweed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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