There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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