U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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