that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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