bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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