69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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