do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I skipped work to stalk him.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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