(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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