Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Boobs are out for the taking
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
last night I used snow as a chaser
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