Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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