It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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