I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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