we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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