The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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