I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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