Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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