Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I'm jealous of your bromance
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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