It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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