Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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