We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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