Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
