Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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