She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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