Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I need a burrito and a hug.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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