Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
