Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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