Plan B is the new Plan A
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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